A Country Practice addict and self-professed fanatic Melanie Tait, imagines what it was like for the writers to pen the episode that became a defining cultural moment in Australia’s TV history — when Molly Jones takes her final breath.

Overview

WORLD PREMIERE 

It’s 1985. TV prime time. Across Australia, millions of tear-stricken eyes are glued to their television sets in disbelief. A Country Practice’s beloved Molly Jones takes her final breath. Fade to black and she’s gone. 

Inside the story room, in a creative flurry powered by coffee, cigarettes and Fantales, the eccentric squad of TV writers have nailed it — they’ve written the perfect death for Australia’s darling. Hearts around the country are broken and forty years later, the pain is only just subsiding. 

In this new comedy with Georgie Parker, A Country Practice addict and self-professed fanatic Melanie Tait, imagines what it was like for the writers to pen the episode that became a defining cultural moment in the nation’s TV history. Whether you’re a diehard fan of this iconic TV series or simply a lover of a cracking Australian story, you’ll be rolling in the aisles with laughter at HOW TO PLOT A HIT IN TWO DAYS. 

HOW TO PLOT A HIT IN TWO DAYS is a fictional play imagining the machinations of a hypothetical writers’ room. It is not affiliated with the television show A Country Practice.

Calendar
Friday, 29 Aug 2025 7:30 pm
Preview
Saturday, 30 Aug 2025 2:00 pm
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Saturday, 30 Aug 2025 8:00 pm
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Sunday, 31 Aug 2025 5:00 pm
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Tuesday, 02 Sep 2025 11:00 am
Tuesday, 02 Sep 2025 7:30 pm
Sold Out
Wednesday, 03 Sep 2025 7:30 pm Friday, 05 Sep 2025 7:30 pm
Q&A
Saturday, 06 Sep 2025 2:00 pm Saturday, 06 Sep 2025 8:15 pm Sunday, 07 Sep 2025 1:00 pm Sunday, 07 Sep 2025 5:00 pm Tuesday, 09 Sep 2025 11:00 am Wednesday, 10 Sep 2025 11:00 am Wednesday, 10 Sep 2025 7:30 pm Thursday, 11 Sep 2025 7:30 pm Saturday, 13 Sep 2025 4:30 pm Saturday, 13 Sep 2025 8:15 pm Sunday, 14 Sep 2025 2:00 pm Tuesday, 16 Sep 2025 11:00 am
Q&A
Tuesday, 16 Sep 2025 6:15 pm Wednesday, 17 Sep 2025 11:00 am Wednesday, 17 Sep 2025 6:15 pm Thursday, 18 Sep 2025 8:15 pm Friday, 19 Sep 2025 7:30 pm Saturday, 20 Sep 2025 2:00 pm
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Sunday, 21 Sep 2025 5:00 pm Tuesday, 23 Sep 2025 6:15 pm Wednesday, 24 Sep 2025 8:15 pm Thursday, 25 Sep 2025 11:00 am
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Friday, 26 Sep 2025 11:00 am Saturday, 27 Sep 2025 4:30 pm Saturday, 27 Sep 2025 8:15 pm Tuesday, 30 Sep 2025 11:00 am Wednesday, 01 Oct 2025 11:00 am Wednesday, 01 Oct 2025 6:15 pm Thursday, 02 Oct 2025 7:30 pm Friday, 03 Oct 2025 8:15 pm Saturday, 04 Oct 2025 4:30 pm Saturday, 04 Oct 2025 8:15 pm Sunday, 05 Oct 2025 2:00 pm Tuesday, 07 Oct 2025 11:00 am Tuesday, 07 Oct 2025 6:15 pm Wednesday, 08 Oct 2025 11:00 am Wednesday, 08 Oct 2025 6:15 pm
Free Teen
Thursday, 09 Oct 2025 8:15 pm Friday, 10 Oct 2025 8:15 pm Saturday, 11 Oct 2025 4:30 pm Saturday, 11 Oct 2025 8:15 pm
Reviews

★★★★★ “Pure theatrical rambunctiousness” (THE APPLETON LADIES’ POTATO RACE) ArtsHub

“Tait’s play is well-shaped and gently funny, her characters lovingly drawn and recognisable” (A BROADCAST COUP) The Guardian

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SPECIAL PERFORMANCES

Audio Described

  • Sat 20 Sep 2pm
  • Thu 25 Sep 11am

Q&A Sessions

  • Fri 5 Sep 7.30pm
  • Tue 16 Sep 11am

Free Teen Night

  • Wed 8 Oct 6.15pm